For transporting myself, my girlfriend, and all my worldly possessions more than 2000 miles across half a continent, through seven states, mountain ranges, deserts, and over the continental divide and, after all that, passing a California emissions test. Truly you are a prince among automobiles.
Subaru really makes an excellent vehicle.
Just to let you know that I sent this to Kitty Van Bortel, the maverick owner of our local Subaru dealership. I’ve been meaning to do this for two years.